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Limited Release
Strawberry Jalapeños Cold Brew Sodie
Our newest and best sodie cold brew to date. Hints of jalapeños and a punch in the face from the fresh strawberries. Crack into this awesome and weird concoction. Only a very limited amount.
$5 can
Seasonal sigs
Arnie Forever
IT’S BACK BABY! Mint simple syrup, fresh squeezed lemon, a splash of orange bitters, and our Bizarro cold brew shaken to perfection.
$5.5 12oz Served cold only.
Apple Spice Latte
House made honeycrisp apple syrup infused with cardamom, cinnamon and clove.
$5.5-7.25. 12oz hot, 12 and 16oz available cold.
Properly Purple
Reduced ube, a special variety of purple sweet potato, with decadent brown sugar. Mixed with your milk of choice to create the most unique flavor you've ever tasted. Add a shot for .75!
$5.5-7.25. 12oz hot, 12 and 16oz available cold.
OG Espresso & Tonic
An oldie but a goodie. Our OG house made tonic syrup with sparkling water topped with our SICK Bizarro espresso.
$5.5 12oz Served cold only.
Signatures
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
This most beloved cereal milk latte always finds it’s way back on our menu. Real cinnamon toast, reduced to give an extra sweet, authentic, end-of-cereal-bowl experience.
$5.5-7.5. Served 12 oz hot; 12oz & 16oz available cold.
Mocha
Single-origin KYYA chocolate and bourbon vanilla mixed with milk and our Bizarro espresso, making for what is probably the best mocha that you’ll ever have.
$4.5-$7.5. Served Served 12 oz hot; 12oz & 16oz available cold.
Draft Latte
The Legend! We’ve got our Bizarro espresso & milk chillin' together in a cold keg, just waiting for you to ask for it off of the tap! Available with whole & oat milk.
$5.25-7.25. Served cold only. 12oz & 16oz available.
Add any syrup for $.50 Bourbon Vanilla, Vanilla, Lavender, Mocha, House Caramel, and Honey.
Chai Latte
House-made chai reduction using traditional Darjeeling black tea, dozens of spices, tossed into perfectly steamed milk.
$3.75-6.5. Served 12 oz hot; 12oz & 16oz available cold. Make it dirty for just $1!
sTaples
Add syrup to any drink for $0.50
Simple, Bourbon Vanilla, Vanilla, Lavender, Mocha, House Caramel, or Honey
Served with whole milk. Substitute oat milk for just $1!
Espresso
Bizarro Blend- 50/50 blend of washed and natural process Guatemalan coffees. We taste grape jam, cacao, walnuts, and the juiciest, cleanest finish you could ever want.
$2.75. Served hot.
Americano
Bizarro espresso & water.
$2.75-4.5. Served 12 oz hot; 12oz & 16oz available cold.
Cortado
2oz of Bizarro espresso with 2oz of steamed milk
$3.3. Served hot.
Cappuccino
2oz of Bizarro espresso with 6oz of steamed milk
$4.3. Served hot.
Latte
Our hot latte with Bizarro espresso & silky steamed milk.
$5.3. Served hot 12oz only.
For iced latte options, order our signature “Draft Latte”! Available in 12 & 16oz.
Matcha
Ceremonial grade matcha whisked with milk and served hot or iced. Delicious unsweet, or, add any of our flavors!
$3.75-6.75. Served 12 oz hot; 12oz & 16oz available cold.
Batch Brew
Weirdo Blend batch brewed for the perfect cup.
$3.2. Served hot. 12oz.
Cold Brew
Bizarro blend cold brewed for 24 hours and pulled off of the tap!
$4.75-$5.75. Served cold. 12 & 16oz available.
slow bar
Single origin pour over options, brewed by the cup
Nyeri Region, Kenya
Tasting notes of orange, hibiscus, and melon.
$5. Served hot. 10oz.
San Vicente Region, Honduras
Tasting notes of raisin, butterscotch, and pistachio.
$5. Served hot. 10oz.
Cusco Region, Calca Lot, Peru
Tasting notes of cranberry juice, cooked apple, and cinnamon.
$5. Served hot. 10oz.
Toast
Kim-Cheese
Toasted Focaccia smeared with Kimchi pimento spread, and topped with Soy mushrooms, and sesame chili crisp.
$9.5
Avocado Toast
Toasted focaccia from our friends at “Et Al”, house made avocado spread, olive oil, and pepper. *vegan
$7.5
Miss Fran G. Pane
Toasted focaccia smeared with Frangipane (sweet almond pastry cream), house made cherry jam, and crispy almonds.
$8.5
Cheesecake
Toasted focaccia smeared with cheesecake whip and house made strawberry chamomile jam.
$7
Olive Oil Toast
Et Al’s toasted focaccia with olive oil, salt, and pepper
$5
TEA
Now serving Art of Tea’s organic specialty tea bags.
Served hot or cold, unsweet, or with honey or simple syrup upon request.
English Breakfast
Smooth and malty English Breakfast teabags brew sweet and woodsy with a clean finish. $4.5
Earl Grey
Full bodied black tea leaves hand blended with oil of bergamot to create a superb citrus and floral cup of tea. $4.5
Sencha Green
Whole leaf Japanese-style green tea brews a grassy, crisp cup $4.5
Orchid Oolong
Lilac flavor Oolong that is buttery and smooth with a fresh orchid finish. $4.5
Pacific Coast Mint
Caffiene free, sharp and minty, these spearmint and peppermint sachets give a subtle lift for any time of day. $4.5